Medium: Lithograph.
Print Image Size: 34 1/4 x 28 5/8 inches.
Print Edition: 10.
Alternate Medium: Color lithograph.
Ink(s): red, yellow, green, blue, black.
Support: Rives wove paper.
Professor Harley Quinn, in a shirt emblazoned with the initials "SP," flies toward a giant floating hamburger which drips ketchup and pickles on a faucet-headed statue. A bright sun wearing sunglasses and God's feet hanging from a cloud flank the hamburger. Below is another Professor Quinn standing on a book with a lamp of knowledge over his head, next to academics who say "A mighty fortress is my guard" and "Sir, you are a noble theologian." A corpulent beauty queen sits next to an academic in an Uncle Sam hat praying to the statue, while a cow chews on his hood and urinates on another academic in a Mouseketeer hat who holds its tail. A cheerleader with pom-poms runs past others holding umbrellas, with Ohio State University buildings such as University Hall, Orton Hall, Morrill Tower, Ohio Stadium and Thompson Library in the background. Text at the bottom reads "When super prof flew over campus a burger hovered and its pickles fell out. S. Chafetz saw it! 1983."